Major Keys (Complete List)

Major Keys are lessons taken from each episode of the podcast.

Here is a list of all the Major Keys. You have to listen to truly understand.

– Date Night Makes It All Right. (Episode 55)
– Hate Nazis (Goosesteping keeps the ladies coming) (Episode 54)
– Some mustaches should not leave the house (episode 53)
– Pick your battles (episode 52)
– Isolate, Document, Destroy (episode 51)
– Don’t murder someone while leaving a voicemail (episode 50)
– Never go full rat tail (episode 49)
– Always know “Who’s your daddy” (episode 48)
– Don’t locker talk with John (episode 47)
– Show em old yeller (episode 46)
– Keep your hands off my steak (episode 45)
– Watch your mouth honkey (episode 44)
– Proof read your tweets (epsiode 43)
– Don’t hug a suicide bomber (episode 42)
– Pick a lane. Stay in your lane (episode 41)
– Try it before you buy it (episode 40)
– Always bring the thunder (episode 39)
– Expert knowledge can be tricky (episode 38)
– Take the $ get off the plane (episode 37)
– Put em in a fat suit (episode 36)
– Do not have hypothetical keys (episode 35)
– Don’t go on the view (episode 34)
– Pay your taxes so the rest of us don’t have too (episode 33)
– The CIA is always listening (episode 32)
– Don’t put your feet on another man’s couch (episode 31)
– Don’t get a tattoo from a person on house arrest (episode 30)
– Agitation is better than stagnation (episode 29)
– Don’t have top threes (episode 28)
– Don’t be a cry baby (episode 27)
– Empire is the best Star Wars film (episode 26)
– Dont be a snowflake (episode 25)
– If you are smart, use the self checkout (episode 24)
– Do not use BigStub.com (episode 23)
– RIP Haramabe (episode 22)
– The bedroom is your holy temple(episode 21)
– It is not a posse, it is an entourage (episode 20)
– Don’t play with fire, unless you want to get burnt (episode 19)
– There is plenty of thanks to give(episode 18)
– Some opinions are better left to yourself (episode 17)
– Keep twitter lighthearted and fun (episode 16)
– Don’t be Hitler for Halloween (episode 15)
– Don’t name someone based on the color of their skin (episode 14)
– Live life with no regrets (episode 13)
– You gotta go home with who you came with (episode 12)
– It’s always a coinflip (episode 11)
– Always be prepared (episode 10)
– Think before you speak (episode 09)
– Write down the keys (episode 08)
– It helps to read a book (episode 07)